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The Devil's Swing by SirensCeol

SirensCeol - The Devil’s Swing

84emojis:

*girl wit freakishly perfect eyeliner who kno u cant do that shit voice* thank u!!!! just lots n lots of practice!!!! 😊😊😊

vintage-drunk:

If you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports.

tsukiyama-shoo:

tsukiyama-shoo:

please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching them how to swim

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My Songs Know What You Did in Gravity Falls by Psycosis from the album: Gravity Falls Out Boy

adashofmabel:

kastiakbc:

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

I have never heard sweeter music.

ryannxp:

this is important

walkerflexasranger:

And my coworkers hav never heard of it.

walkerflexasranger:

And my coworkers hav never heard of it.

zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

fuckingrapeculture:

cyanidegrrrl:

I like selfies because I am in complete control of how I am being presented that is powerful like boys on facebook laugh at the “stupid girls taking mirror selfies” and media mocks “generation selfie” but maybe that is because girls are controlling how they are presenting images of themselves to the world and that is scary to them

This is a really good point, damn.

pardonmewhileipanic:

chead:

pardonmewhileipanic:

chead:

cumwitch:

guess what I just bought

AHHHHHHHH

i don’t understand
what is this sperm shaped contraption

otamatone!


*watches video*
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD EXPECT SPERM TO SOUND LIKE

pardonmewhileipanic:

chead:

pardonmewhileipanic:

chead:

cumwitch:

guess what I just bought

AHHHHHHHH

i don’t understand

what is this sperm shaped contraption

otamatone!

*watches video*

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD EXPECT SPERM TO SOUND LIKE

peppermintdickgrayson:

I wanna know how this story plays out.

Anonymous
asks:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

b0otyclap:

siouxerz:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

BAM

YAASSS

katiegeeks:

blasfemme:

fuck-me-barnes:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

PLANT A TREE FOR GROOT
THIS MAN I JUST

If you don’t think Vin Diesel is a gift, I don’t know if we can be friends.

HE CHALLENGED VLADAMIR PUTIN.